Opinion
The Mojo Honours List awards and the art of map reading
Jun 11th
When I get lost in a car I never get too concerned as I know eventually something will look familiar, or a road sign will materialise and point me in the right direction. Yet when I feel disorientated on foot, I panic, as normally it means I should be somewhere at a certain time, and I’m not!
That was the situation I found myself in last night where Ford had kindly invited me to join them at the Mojo Honours List awards in EC1. I arrived at Moorgate tube station with hand-drawn map only to find that none of the road names coincided with what I had confidently sketched earlier.
Help was at hand in the form of a street map and a guy minding his own business standing next to it, who, when asked, took out his phone and searched the address for me. Not only was I struck at how kind and helpful this guy was, but the fact that when the map appeared on his phone he did the girlie thing (or at least I’m told it’s girlie, whereas I just think it’s the obvious thing to do) and turned his phone around so the map was pointing in the right direction!
Two myths in one thrown out the window. People are amazingly kind and helpful (I’m a great believer that what goes around comes around), and reading maps up-side-down is for those people just trying to be clever.
I walked up the red carpet into the awards with a spring in my step and not a care that all the paparazzi never even glanced in my direction!
And as for the awards evening? All rather bemusing but great fun with lots of oldies up there getting their awards. Made me feel young again. And my kids started today off well with a gift from Ford in the form of one of their iconic transit vans – scaled down of course!